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It may seem like I'm a sarcistic asshole 24/4, but I'm actually only a sarcistic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

spooktacularhalloween:

a place where it's always autumn the leaves are always changing but they never die, there’s a pumpkin patch on every corner, and Halloween is every weekend.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

averagefairy:

small boob privilege is so real like…. bralettes… underboob tattoos… going braless?? not looking hyper sexual at all times ???? running comfortably? i could go on

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

alexander:

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

(Quelle: twitter.com)

aspectreishauntingeurope:

revgrace:

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

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me when i’m at the pizza hut beverage trough

(Quelle: revenantplasme, via hotboyproblems)

targuzzler:

sarcasticguitarguy:

targuzzler:

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

It’s like a dishwasher

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

sheabuttahgawd:

I hope y'all are falling deeper in love with yourselves everyday

(Quelle: gullahgurl, via wolkenluft)

theeblackbird:

rohie:

girl he’s not mysterious he just doesn’t know himself well enough to have a clear cut personality complete with nuances and strong values

wow. a read.

(via the--queen-of-hell)

purplebuddhaproject:

“Soon you’ll realize that many people will love the idea of you but will lack the maturity to handle the reality of you.”

— Reyna Biddy
(via purplebuddhaquotes)

(Quelle: purplebuddhaquotes, via waizatsu)